january 22, 2010

a generation gap (or) i'll google map it.

you'll be old.

you'll ask me, "but do you know how to get here?"

i'll reply, "i'll just google map it."

you'll ignore what i just said and proceed by giving detailed landmark-based turn-by-turn driving directions. directions like, "turn left at the neon elephant car wash, and then continue past the saint vincent de paul, if you see a denny's on the right you've gone too far!"

i'll nod convincingly and ignore everything you say.

i'll google map it.

everything will be lovely.

the end.