october 27, 2008

too many mutha'uckas uckin' with my shiiii. (or) a weekend in canada.

based on a true story:

(please watch this before proceeding)

we go to canada for the mutha'uckin' weekend
take the ferry, almost late
but that mutha'ucka ain't eclipsin' me
they charge us twice the fee what it's suppose to be
no steak dinner, almost regrettably
too many mutha'uckas, come on ferry mutha'uckas

starts out nice, but glass doors on the bathroom?
at least we have free utilities, wifi and tv
i guess we'll run the water while we go pee?
we take a walk down yates street
mutha'uckin' bum wants to trade magic for mickey dees
how many mutha'uckas?
too many to count mutha'uckas.

finally find a coat i want to put on me
try to make the purchase
but the banks they're declinin' me
use my line of credit just for this emergency
check my balance when i get home
20 DOLLAR INTERNATIONAL TRANSACTION FEE!
too many mutha'uckas uckin' with my shiiii
my transaction fee shiiii

tryin' to be creative so i buy some adobe
they put a hold on my card, seems like they hate me
call the mutha'uckas up on a tuesday
"looks like you're buying things so suspiciously"
make things straight with the B of A
they say your suite will be there any day
just when it seems like everything will be ok
get another email, says "mutha'uckin' no way!"
mutha'uckas at adobe want to play me
upgrades from windows to a mac
that's a 100 dollar penalty!
digital downloads in your case, not a possibility
but we'll send you the box for a 10 dollar handling fee!
package shows up 2 weeks late, most expectedly
tear the box, unfold the slip and it reads:

"we're all mutha uckas and we're uckin' with your shiiii"

yeah...
too many mutha'uckas uckin' with my shiii
my adobe creative suite shiii
too many mutha'uckas
come on mutha'uckas!